There’s nothing like a languid, lazy day at the beach. The sand and waves, the sun, the fun — it’s all part of a daytime sea retreat. But the fact is, there are more whimsical moments going on from coast to coast, right now. Take this flying fellow, for instance. What is he up to?
Well, for one, he is up in the air. But in terms of his scheme, it looks like he has a plan to snatch a certain teeny bikini. Unbeknownst to the tanner below, things are about to get breezy. And he’s not alone in his mischief: All sorts of folks out there are making the sand silly again. Join in on the beach bash, next!
Two’s Company, Three’s a Cringey Crowd Today
Finding that prince on a stallion is definitely an old trope on true love. But here, things seem to have come together for one lucky lady. Her happy ending is captured on film, and the internet endorses it. Who could oppose this union, or forever hold their peace?
Well, it looks like there is at least one person who’s not crying tears of joy. Floating by, an alternative suitor has lost out in the dating game. He forgot to bring a horse, and it looks like he’s seen his girl kiss another mister. At least a funny photo came out of it, for us!
Why, Hello There Pretty Ladies
Going to the beach is supposed to be a chance to vacation from ordinary life. Is that so much to ask? Today, three ladies got their wish granted. But if they had a way to take back their request, they would take the offer. Who’s creeping up from behind?
Apparently, it’s some sort of ray. A manta ray? A stingray? No one really knows for sure. But who familiarizes themselves with these sea monsters before taking a dip? Jellyfish wash up sometimes, sure. But this is no regular occurrence. Hopefully, it never floats by again!
He’s Jumping For Joy, At least For Now
Why is this fellow so ecstatic? Perhaps he is just enjoying the feeling of being in nearly his birthday suit, instead of a regular one. In modern life, people spend a lot of time in suffocating outfits. Even fancy men will have to admit that button-ups and ties are incredibly confining.
Today, no burdens. It’s all about being free to scamper about in the shallows. But this break from discomfort is about the end fast: On the right, a different process is starting to unfold. Leaping with jaws wide open, a German Shephard is trying to say hi. His target is about to say ouch!
Somewhere Over The Rainbow, Somewhere In His Pants
Everyone has something truly unique to share with the world. Today, this man decided to release a rainbow. It was the perfect time to reveal the rays, in front of a friend’s camera. And it’s all there: Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and of course, violet. Must be tough to keep this secret all day long!
It’s clear where the journey of color begins. But a better question is, where does it go? Legend has it that following a rainbow to the end is worth the trip. Leprechauns hide pots of gold there. Or maybe, bowls of Lucky Charms. Can anyone say yum?
You’ve Been Photobombed By a Smooth Criminal
It’s a beautiful day, and that can only mean one thing. Four BFF’s are here to take advantage of the sunshine, while it lasts. With bikinis, shades, and shorts, they’re ready to take a stroll or a dip, whenever the mood strikes them. Posing for a pic, they will remember this outing for years to come.
They’re ready: One, two, three, say cheese! Or not. There is an intruder killing the vibe. A young fellow doing the crime is about to do the time. He has been caught in the act, as seen here. By the look on his face, he’s having a lot less fun!
When The Sun’s Out, The Nun’s Out
Sister Mother Theresa once said: “We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of that missing drop.” Pretty lofty stuff. It looks like one of her colleagues has decided to take it literally, though!
Nuns are still around, though not everyone knows what they do in their free time. There are still regulations in the church about modesty and social media. But here, it looks like a sporty lady in black has decided to bend the rules a little. Cowabunga, sis!
He’s Keeping His Head Above Water, at Least
Why, what’s this right here? From this angle, at least, it appears to be a beachgoer with his head separated from his body. By all accounts, that qualifies as a medical emergency. The lifeguard must be called, and quick! Where is that beach bum, at a time like this?
It’s disturbing, to say the least. But looking closely, it seems that viewers may be more disturbed than the victim himself. He doesn’t even seem to mind that his head has gone rolling away. Could it be that this is actually two boys, one buried and one bending?
Searching For Love in All The Wrong Places
Good friends genuinely share in the joy of each other’s relationships. There’s no room for envy, among pals. Sometimes, though, it can be a little hard to deal with all the lovey dovey gooeyness. Like when you’re stuck in the middle of a double PDA — literally!
There’s nothing quite like the first rush of young love. But it’s best when you’re the one actually participating. This teen is being a good sport as he watches two pairs of his friends kiss in the sun. But he won’t be patient forever. No one wants to hear smoochies and smacks all day!
Sightseeing At the Sea Has a Lot to Offer Today
Someone once sang that fat-bottomed girls make the rockin’ world go round. Was it Queen? It probably was. And maybe they were inspired by the beach, a paradise of skimpy outfits and skin. It’s a chance to see a whole bunch of booty, frankly. Someone here is getting a chance to test out the theory, at eye level. How does he find the view?
Well, given that he is a dog, it’s probably just an ordinary day. It’s not like this is a beach of prize poodles. There’s not so much as a Pomeranian in sight here. Canines have their own thing going on, as everyone knows. Human behinds are far less interesting!
She’s Got New Friends in High Places
They explained hugs, not drugs. They discouraged giving into peer pressure. They said to socialize with people who make good choices. But were they right to discourage this kind of union, captured here at the beach? If this picture offers any clues, the answer is no!
Why have people been judging this man, anyway? Just because he is carrying hundreds of mystery bags? Perhaps. But given his chef hat, there is some likelihood he’s just transporting oregano. It’s great on fish and potatoes. Even eggs, for the more adventurous!
Read Between The Lines, They Explained
Tanning is relaxing, and it’s all the more fun to combine it with reading. Conveniently, there is an entire category of beach literature. This mysterious title made the cut today. Is it a thriller? A biography, perhaps? Whatever the case may be, this bikini reader can’t seem to put it down.
But a photo wasn’t snapped because this paperback seemed intriguing. An eagle-eyed observer noticed something usual in the alignment of book and face. It almost seems like the cover villain has merged with the bikini body below. No wonder the internet chuckled!
Love Is In The Air, If She Ever Turns Around
Modeling is a real art, despite what some critics claim. It’s not a matter of sitting pretty — there’s actually a lot of focus, concentration, and skill that goes into the work. Take this gal, for example. Expertly posing for the photographer, she really seems to knows her craft.
But wait, what’s going on in the back? It looks like a very different pose is going on, doggy style. The romantic moment is being captured in the shoot, unbeknownst to woman or animal. When the film gets developed, there’s going to be a very funny redo!
We’re Seeing Doggy Double Today
Walking the dog is always a nice escape from claustrophobia in the house. Both man and pooch seem to get a lot out of these trips, especially when the path leads to the water. Today, this little guy is playing fetch with pebbles. It would be nothing out of the ordinary, except for one detail.
To the right, there is a sign that seems a little too perfect here. To compare: Jumping dog, jumping dog. Flying pebble, flying pebble. A coincidence seems unlikely. Looks like he may have tried this game before! Could it be that this isn’t his first rodeo?
These Beach Goers Have Gone Bananas
Monkey see, monkey do. Our primate cousins love to mimick whatever we do when we run into them. Today, one woman found that out the hard way. While casually swimming and eating a banana, a sea of monkeys came to request a bite. To clarify: Not sea monkeys. A sea of monkeys!
Whether she wants to hare or not, the request is loud and clear. Monkey see, monkey do. You eat banana. I eat, too. There are routine warnings at the beach about tides, germs, and sharks in the water. But it looks like this location might need to add an additional sign: Beware of monkey mobs.
It’s Time to Meet The Little Merman
Is this another lost daughter of Tritan? Beachgoers will be forgiven for mistaking him for one of Ariel’s sisters. But folks, there are mermen. Up where they walk, up where they run. Up where they stay all day in the sun. Wandering free, he wishes he could be part of their world.
Today, he is taking that first step to see if he fits in. Maybe he’s a little shy. So far, he’s washed up on the sand, staking out the scene. Will the crowds accept him? Maybe, if they’re open-minded. But without feet, he’s not going to get very far. Where is a good sea witch with a spell, when you need her?
The More, The Merrier Is Usually True
Today, a couple is sharing a special moment at the beach on their wedding day. It’s the perfect place to capture those nuptial photos, to see for years to come. Obviously, they intended to be the only ones in the photo album. But what’s love worth if you have no one to share it with, really?
It’s worth nothing at all. But luckily, a hero is here to save the day. Jumping through the air, this sneaky photobomber wants to share joy. Not content to be in his own wedding album, he wants to be in this one. And possibly, many others. It’s clearly a lifestyle for the man!
Goth Queen Hits The Beach Scene
It might be hot as heck outside, but that never stopped a dark princess from facing the sun. One gothic gal decided to join her friends for a breezy trip to the ocean. She may not fit in with the rest of fashion there, but that’s no big deal. It’s true everywhere else, too!
Does she regret coming? By the look on her face, she doesn’t seem entirely comfortable. Admittedly, she is a bit out of her element. She’s even kept her boots on. There is no way around it: The beach is a bright, happy place. That’s why vampires typically stay away!
Get In My Bucket, He Demanded
It’s a charming seaside scene. Mother and child, hanging at the beach. There is just one problem: A giant hand has invaded the sand. A big bucket is lingering above: It threatens to scoop them up! The plot is unclear here, though. Just what does this monster hope to do next?
Once they enter that dark pail, it could all be over. There’s no guarantee the world will see them alive again. But even though mom is shielding her child, her sneaky smile doesn’t match her body language. Has she been secretly hoping for a summer adventure?
An Incredible Resemblance, A Spectacular View
Body positive messaging seems to be everywhere, these days. Being comfortable in the skin that you are in seems to be the goal. Especially at the beach! But to really get that cause out there, the right ambassador is needed. Why not try this confident man?
Yes, let’s try him. As he lays down, viewers may notice a unique profile. His big belly creates quite the silhouette. But that’s not all: The rock formation does, too. Like the stars aligning, they somehow match as the camera snaps the pic. Total twins!
Baby Got Back, Right Here
It’s impossible to overstate the trend: Plump behinds have taken the world by storm, perhaps thanks to Kim Kardashian. On beach outings, it’s easy to compare and contrast. Today’s biggest of the bunch has been found, here. Check out these curves!
It’s attracting a bit of attention, to be sure. And it’s warranted. People are standing around, staring. They need to know more! Is this a big bum, covered in sand? Or a deceptive sand sculpture, covering a flat one? For now, the mystery continues.
G.I. Joe and Jane Invade From The Sea
Legendary General George S. Patton once said: “Nobody ever defended anything successfully, there is only attack and attack and attack some more.” Today, these two toy soldiers are heeding his advice. Life-sized and green, they are working as a team to take down the enemy.
Some may wonder, though: Are they lost? This doesn’t seem like a wartime setting at all. In fact, standing in the background, many everyday folks seem to be enjoying the scene. No one is ducking or covering. No one is diving or rolling. Looks like this one may be a misfire, privates!
Just A Hop, Skip, and a Jump
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over his flying buddy careening over the sand. That’s how the old poem went, right? Maybe not. But sometimes, old poems need an update. Today, two incredibly athletic lads are making heads turn near the waves. And for good reason!
As one man dives forward, he has incredible speed. But he’s not too fast for this buddy, who has decided to use him as a human beach board. While this does make a great snapshot, it’s hard to imagine that this all ended safely. Looks like a big ouch, in the making!
A Five O-Clock Shadow, If There Ever Was One
Group trips are amazing when everyone is on the same page. But that can be challenging to manage. Not everyone has the same idea of leisure, to start. At the beach, there are the tanners. There are the water sports enthusiasts. And of course, there are the waders.
This sandy scene perfectly captures everyone’s emotions at the beach. There are two happy faces. There is one mischievous face. There are two very sad faces. And finally, there is one shocked expression among friends. It’s hard to know exactly what transpired before this sand art happened. But it’s fun to guess!
Just A Friendly Little Hello, From Behind
Sharing a beautiful view with a lover? Make sure to look ahead, but also check behind. This rookie couple made a big mistake when lounging in the surf, here. They assumed they were alone. But in a flash, a visitor has come to share affection, in his own doggy way.
While this pair looks at the seafoam, a very good boy has a special message to share. It’s time for a tinkle! Some might infd that rude. But nothing could be farther from the truth. When a dog marks his territory like this, it tells other pets that the person belongs to them. In a way, it’s touching to know he cares.
Turd Time’s The Charm, Right?
Childhood really should be filled with sandcastles and seagulls. This little one is enjoying that special time, and mom is there to capture the magic on camera. Just as she snapped, though, a feathery photobomber decided to fly in. Not exactly what she had in mind!
Birds are majestic creatures, at their best. But they are certainly poopy pests, at their worst. Today, one boy is about to find out how he feels about them. At this moment, viewers can’t see how it turned out. But experience beachgoers can imagine the possibilities!
Rough Riders, Couch Surfers
Usually, couch surfing is the art of staying in. Today, though, the concept is being redefined. Flippered and holding on for dear life, these buddies are bravely riding the tide. It’s not a wipeout yet. But this moment was captured at the crest of the wave. Who knows how this party ended?
Even though the water seems choppy, the mission is going smoothly. Thanks to the sofa, both have a comfortable seat to witness the wave. What a rush! But picturing the collision with the shore, the good times were probably short-lived. Best of luck, boys.
Santa’s Secret Passion, Revealed
Yes, everyone knows that Satna Claus resides full-time at the North Pole. But whoever said he stays there 24/7, all days a year? It’s not like there are rules that he can’t leave. And honestly, for a man who works so hard shimmying down millions of chimneys, he’s entitled to a vacation.
Look like the paparazzi has tracked him down, here in Cali. It will be strange to many, but old St. Nick enjoys warm weather as much as the frost. In the offseason, surfing is a great way to reenergize for next Xmas. The question is, does Mrs. Claus approve?
The Early Bird Gets The Bride
Penguins are black and white, flightless birds that live below the equator. Millions got to know them in Happy Feet, a Disney movie about their lives. But that story didn’t cover their traditional wedding vows. Take a look at this precession, and get ready to aww!
From South Africa to Australia, to the Galápago islands, there are many natural territories penguins can hold a ceremony. Not all animals are monogamous. But this species mates with one lover forever. When they say ‘I do’, they totally mean it. And conveniently, they already wear a fancy tux!
Thank God He Was Prepared With Those Shades
Some people like to lay out on the sand and soak up the rays. Others like to be buried neck deep, to do who knows what. This man is such an example. At the moment, his entire body is below the ground. Was it a prank, or a request to put him under? From the photo, that is entirely unclear.
Thankfully, he is wearing sunglasses during the ordeal. Birds are a reality of the seaside, and they weren’t holding back today on account of him. When you gotta go, you gotta go. It looks like they aimed right for his face. At least it was captured on camera, for good time’s sake!